But we all win in the end
It's a gloomy day here at The Lighter Side. But think about this...days like today epitomize the acronym T.G.I.F. Imagine if this was a Monday.Moving on...it's time to settle up.
We asked the citizens of The Lighter Side to come up with a wager between New York City and Boston. We perused the many entries, held a poll with our five favorites, and you picked the winner.
So New York City is on the winning end of our little wager, but we all win in the end...especially Johnny Damon.
Time for a little manscaping, Johnny. The Fab 5 would never put up with that mullet.
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The winnerIf New York wins: Johnny Damon gets made over by Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.
If Boston wins: Johnny Damon gets made over by Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. It's a win-win situation! - Submitted Jimmy B., Seabrook, N.H. |
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Second placeIf Boston wins: New York pays for the Big Dig.
If New York wins: Boston pays New York City's electric bill. - Submitted by Tom, North Andover |
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Third placeIf Boston wins: We get Jason Giambi.
If New York wins: They get his brother Jeremy. - Submitted by Scott, Boston |
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Fourth placeIf Boston wins: We get J-Lo.
If New York wins: They get Ben Affleck. - Submitted by Scott, Waltham |
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Fifth placeIf New York wins: Mayor Menino must clean up the Yankees locker room after New York wins.
If Boston wins: Mayor Bloomberg must clean up Medford. - Submitted by Andrew, Dorchester |
