Every year, there's lots of hyperbole coming from spring training, not to mention smoke, mirrors and plenty of BS when it comes to the Red Sox.
We decided to try and help people out by offering the debut of the OBF Translator. The (literary) device tries to help people understand perhaps the true meaning behind what some of the key players, coaches and owners are saying in Florida these days.
Check out our gallery on Boston.Com and don't forget - opening day is April Fools Day.
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