Jimmy Fallon handed out his own Stanley Cup "high-school yearbook" superlatives during his late-night show on NBC Tuesday night. The honors had no basis in hockey and were based solely on the head shots of the Bruins and Blackhawks players.

Among Fallon's awards, Boston's Brad Marchand was named: "Most likely to make you a pizza in 1983."

Sounds accurate. Although Marchand would no doubt smack any patron who didn't give the waitress a big enough tip.

Not coincidentally, Game 4 airs on the good-old, regular over-the-air NBC network Wednesday night.

(HT/@BSTN)

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