Rob Gronkowski hasn't played in a month, and the Globe had the scoop earlier Friday that he won't play Sunday in Jacksonville, either. But if his absence has left you jonesing for one of his signature spikes, BodyArmor SuperDrink is here to give you your fix.
Come for the spike, stay for the Christmas tree-and-snowflake sweater that's a size too small for him. And the apartment where things like pictures and Fatheads are wrapped pass as Christmas decorations. And some really top-notch acting.
(Also note the attention purposefully paid to avoiding any clear shot of Gronkowski's lower left arm.)
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