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Mazz Top 5 things to do after Achilles surgery

Posted by Matt Pepin, Boston.com Staff May 7, 2012 11:38 AM

Tony's Top 5

Things to do after Achilles surgery

5
Watching sports. Before, I told my wife this was "work." Now, I tell her it's therapy.
4
Bossing people around Of course, this is done in a passive-aggressive fashion by playing up any and all perception of helplessness.
3
The drugs. If I play my cards right, maybe I can even make a few bucks?
2
Sleep. Never realized that lounging could be so exhausting. Won't be long now before I'm a hoarder, too.
1
Eat. Maybe it's just me, but this seems like the perfect time for fried chicken and beer. Eat, drink and be merry!

Tony Massarotti ...

Posted by Steve Silva, Boston.com Staff May 4, 2012 08:00 AM

... feels for Mariano Rivera.

Tony's Top 5 Things about April

Posted by Gary Dzen, Boston.com Staff April 2, 2012 01:07 PM

Tony's Top 5

Things about April

5
The NBA playoffs Later than usual this year, but can't help but wonder now if the Celtics actually plan to make a little noise.
4
The Masters A tradition unlike any other, or so we're told. And it looks like Tiger Woods has his groove back, too.
3
The NFL Draft The Patriots have two selections in the first round and two more in the second. The wage scale is in place. Might they actually trade up?
2
Major League Baseball Yes, the season is too long. But the baseball season in Boston, specially, suddenly means something again.
1
NHL Playoffs Maybe the bruins will make another run. Maybe they won't. But the postseason in hockey does not disappoint. Ever.

Tony Massarotti ...

Posted by Gary Dzen, Boston.com Staff April 2, 2012 01:04 PM

... wants to keep Avery Bradley in the starting lineup.

Mazz status on Celtics

Posted by Matt Pepin, Boston.com Staff February 27, 2012 08:59 AM

thinks it's time to break up the Celtics.

Mazz Top 5 Red Sox story lines

Posted by Matt Pepin, Boston.com Staff February 15, 2012 08:34 AM

Tony's Top 5

Red Sox spring training story lines

5
Shortstop Apparently, it's reached the point where the Red Sox have to trade their shortstop to trim payroll. Anyone feel good about that?
4
Carl Crawford After a poor debut season in Boston, he had wrist surgery. And now we know the owner never wanted him.
3
The bullpen No small story here. Jonathan Papelbon is gone and Daniel Bard is in the rotation. Welcome, Mark Melancon and Andrew Bailey.
2
Bobby Valentine The last time the Red Sox changed managers, they won the World Series. Will history repeat?
1
Josh Beckett By the end of last season, Beckett seemed to lose his focus and his fire. Can he bounce back - and stay healthy, too?

Mazz status on Patriots

Posted by Matt Pepin, Boston.com Staff February 15, 2012 08:32 AM

thinks the 2011 Patriots overachieved.

Mazz status on 2012

Posted by Matt Pepin, Boston.com Staff January 3, 2012 10:39 AM

asks: will 2012 bring Boston another title?

Tony's Top 5 NFL story lines this season

Posted by Matt Pepin, Boston.com Staff December 7, 2011 09:47 AM

Tony's Top 5

NFL story lines this season

5
Cam Newton In his first year as a starter, the No. 1 pick in the draft leads the NFL in rushing touchdowns. Entering Week 14, Newton had more rushing TDs than 26 of the 32 NFL teams.
4
The Harbaugh brothers OK, so it's a little corny. The Niners (and Jim) are obviously a better story than the Ravens (and John). But imagine if these teams meet in the Super Bowl? Good stuff.
3
The Jets Overall, they've been a disappointment. But under Rex Ryan, the Jets seem to creep back into the conversation every December and January. It's that time.
2
The Packers Since losing to the Patriots last December - a game Aaron Rodgers missed - they've won 18 straight. Remaining: Oakland, at KC, Chicago, Detroit. Then the playoffs.
1
Tim Tebow Maybe it's nothing more than a fad. But a quarterback who can't throw - and still wins? If you believed before this, may God bless you.

Mazz status on Rondo

Posted by Matt Pepin, Boston.com Staff December 7, 2011 09:45 AM

... thinks Rajon Rondo is overrated.

TONY MASSAROTTI ... thinks that Gene Lamont needs a bigger uniform.

Posted by Gary Dzen, Boston.com Staff November 21, 2011 05:35 PM

... thinks that Gene Lamont needs a bigger uniform.

Tony's Top 5 managers in Red Sox history

Posted by Gary Dzen, Boston.com Staff October 4, 2011 01:15 PM

Tony's Top 5

Managers in Red Sox history

5
Joe McCarthy Former Yankees great had a .606 winning percentage in three years with the Red Sox. But he chose Denny Galehouse in 1948 playoff game.
4
Joe Morgan Averaged 86 wins in three full years from 1988-90, but team stunk before and after his tenure. Like he said, they weren’t as good as many believed.
3
Joe Cronin Before Terry Francona, he was the last man to manage at least five full years here. His 1946 Sox won 104 games, most in team history.
2
Dick Williams Skipper of the `67 Impossible Dream team has been immortalized. Ironically, this club could have used his demanding influence.
1
Terry Francona In eight years he averaged 93 wins a season and went 28-17 in the postseason. In World Series play, his teams were a perfect 8-0.

Tony Massarotti ...

Posted by Gary Dzen, Boston.com Staff September 7, 2011 12:24 PM

... wonders if the Washington Nationals are rushing Stephen Strasburg.

Tony's Top 5 picks in fantasy football

Posted by Gary Dzen, Boston.com Staff September 7, 2011 12:16 PM

Tony's Top 5

Picks in fantasy football

5
Andre Johnson, WR, Texans. Someone will put up better numbers in 2011, but Johnson is virtually guaranteed for 8-10 touchdowns and 1,200 yards. The others have their ups and downs.
4
Drew Brees, QB, Saints. In the last four years, Brees has thrown for between 4,300 and 5,000 yards with 34, 34, 33 and 34 touchdown passes. He plays indoors. Money.
3
Chris Johnson, RB, Titans. So he missed training camp. So what? The injury to Peyton Manning softens the division and the Titans will be, at worst, decent. Freakish talent.
2
Adrian Peterson, RB, Vikings. OK, so maybe the Vikings will stink. Maybe they'll be mediocre. Regardless, he's the best running back in the league. Write in 1,400 yards and 13 touchdowns
1
Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers. What, were you expecting Michael Vick? Rodgers doesn't run as much, but he's a far better passer. Don't be shocked by a career year.

Tony's top five acquisitions of this trading deadline

Posted by Gary Dzen, Boston.com Staff August 1, 2011 02:40 PM

Tony's Top 5

Acquisitions of this trading deadline

5
Francisco Rodriguez, Brewers.. K-Rod's career comes full circle - from setup man to setup man. Solid move by Brewers to fortify back end of bullpen.
4
Carlos Beltran, Giants. Offense was an issue for the Giants - and that was true before they lost Buster Posey. With Beltran and that pitching staff, they could repeat.
3
Mike Adams and Koji Uehara, Rangers The names aren't sexy, but the Rangers just made a serious upgrade to a bullpen that ranked 11th in the AL in ERA. Look out.
2
Ubaldo Jimenez, Indians. Price was high, but the Indians were in position to pay it. With Jimenez, Indians are now a factor in the Central for years to come.div>
1
Hunter Pence, Phillies. The Phils get Jayson Werth's replacement for the stretch drive and beyond. If this doesn't scare you as a Red Sox follower, it should.

Tony's top five memories from the Stanley Cup playoffs

Posted by Gary Dzen, Boston.com Staff June 22, 2011 10:53 AM

Tony's Top 5

Memories from the Stanley Cup playoffs

5
Tyler Seguin's coming-out party. Game 2 against Tampa Bay, second period, two goals and two assists. Anyone else get the feeling it was the stuff of lore?
4
Nathan Horton's overtime heroics. Prior to Game 2 of the Final, the Bruins were 4-0 in OT. Horton had two of the game-winning goals and assisted on another.
3
Brad Marchand's short-handed rush. It was a 2-0 game in the second period of Game 2 when the Canucks went on the power play. Maybe the goal that altered the series.
2
Tim Thomas' grand theft. Game 2 in Philly, 54 shots, 52 saves. The Bruins won in overtime while the Flyers were changing goalioes as if they were underwear.
1
The Game 7s. Yep, all `of em. The win over Montreal, the win over Tampa Bay, the win over Vancouver. In the last two, the Bruins didn't allow a goal.

Tony Massarotti ...

Posted by Gary Dzen, Boston.com Staff June 22, 2011 10:50 AM

... thinks it's insane to compare Rory McIlroy with Tiger Woods.

Tony's Top 5 ...

Posted by Gary Dzen, Boston.com Staff February 15, 2011 11:15 AM

Tony's Top 5

Biggest cliches at spring training

5
"I'll do whatever the manager asks." How generous of you. Ultimately, do you really have a choice? You can either do what he says or grab some pine. You just work here.
4
"I just want to stay healthy." That's funny, because the rest of us were hoping for malaria or, if we're lucky, tuberculosis. Knee and elbow injuries are also on the list.
3
"I don't set goals for myself." Sure you don't. Meanwhile, your agent has been putting together a portfolio based on stat projections because arbitration is fast approaching.
2
"He's in great shape." Well cue the band. He has millions guaranteed. He's in his 20s. He had the winter off. If he didn't work out two hours a day, he'd have spent the whole time playing Wii.
1
"I'm not really thinking about my contract." The ultimate nose-grower. Everyone thinks about his contract, especially in a contract year. We're all playing for the next deal.

Tony's Top 5 ...

Posted by Steve Silva, Boston.com Staff January 19, 2011 07:09 AM

Tony's Top 5

Worst losses of the Bill Belichick era

5
Ravens 33, Patriots 14 Until Sunday, it was the worst home loss of the Belichick era. The Pats were never in it. At home. And in the 2009 playoffs.
4
Colts 35, Patriots 34 The infamous fourth-and-2 game. The Pats led 31-14 in the fourth quarter and were on their way to 7-2 during the 2009 season. The beginning of the end.
3
Jets 28, Patriots 21 Roughly six weeks after beating the Jets 45-3, the Patriots self-destruct in the 2010 playoffs. How to kill a 14-2 season in one easy step.
2
Colts 38, Patriots 34 In the 2006 AFC Championship Game, the Pats led 21-3 late in the first half. This was the first title that got away.
1
Giants 17, Patriots 14 The defeat by which all others will be measured. In Super Bowl XLII, the Pats entered 18-0. They haven ‘t won a postseason game since.

Mazz status on Brady

Posted by Matt Pepin, Boston.com Staff January 3, 2011 01:54 PM

... thinks Tom Brady just had the best year of his career.

Tony's Top 5

Things to do after Achilles surgery

5
Watching sports. Before, I told my wife this was "work." Now, I tell her it's therapy.
4
Bossing people around Of course, this is done in a passive-aggressive fashion by playing up any and all perception of helplessness.
3
The drugs. If I play my cards right, maybe I can even make a few bucks?
2
Sleep. Never realized that lounging could be so exhausting. Won't be long now before I'm a hoarder, too.
1
Eat. Maybe it's just me, but this seems like the perfect time for fried chicken and beer. Eat, drink and be merry!
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Updated: May 7, 11:38 AM

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Tony Massarotti is a Globe sportswriter and has been writing about sports in Boston for the last 19 years. A lifelong Bostonian, Massarotti graduated from Waltham High School and Tufts University. He was voted the Massachusetts Sportswriter of the Year by his peers in 2000 and 2008 and has been a finalist for the award on several other occasions. This blog won a 2008 EPpy award for "Best Sports Blog".

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