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At Least It's Not Called Shawn Kemp'

Posted by Charles P. Pierce  January 6, 2010 10:48 AM

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Amazing what you see when you're watching the electric cable television machine early in the morning. Today, Bravo gave me a commercial for this new product. Now, I'm not saying that thinking about former Red Sox leftfielders couldn't be an effective form of de facto birth control all on its own, although, to be fair, in Play It Again, Sam, Woody Allen does use Willie Mays to serve roughly the same function as Cialis does today. ("I was wondering why you kept yelling, 'Slide!' " Diane Keaton tells him.) However, I found this thing very unnerving. Life was a lot easier when it was just the bread, you know?
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