In case you missed it, the rightwing saloons along the docks of Blogistan are dripping with env...er...boiling with outrage that Rima Fakhi, a Lebanese woman from Michigan, won the Miss USA title last night, despite tripping over her gown and being in favor of birth control. She also may have other problems as she begins her tour of America's shopping malls. 

Me? I'm not feeling very threatened.

Also, if you consult this list of judges, you will see some prominent American sporting figures connived in delivering to our embattled Republic this begowned politically correct surrender to Sharia law. And I would also like to say that I would pay American cash money to know what in the hell Carmelo Anthony talked about with Johnny Weir.