I remember a few years back when Alex Rodriguez and Scott Boras got roasted by a number of delicate scribes for announcing something or other in the middle of a World Series in which A-Rod was not participating. The pearl-clutching about "taking the spotlight away from baseball's showcase event" was positively strangulating. Well, it seems our bold drug warriors know a showcase event when they see one, too. Hey, Anonymous Sources, Pro Tip: someone being "tied to an investigation" - in War On Some People Who Take Some Drugs, an army travels on its vague insinuations -- isn't going to "put a small dent" in my appreciation of what the Giants are doing.

Yeesh.