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Posted by Charles P. Pierce  January 23, 2011 10:10 PM

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This Blog would like to see the following five happen at this year's Super Bowl:

1) Ray Scott comes back from the dead to call the game on CBS. In black-and-white.
2) They move the goalposts back onto the goal line, and they go with two uprights.
3) At fullback, Jim Taylor tees it up against John Henry Johnson.
4) Mud. Lots of mud. Glorious mud.
5) Dionne Warwick sings the Anthem. The Blue Angels do the flyover. And, at halftime, The Kilgore Rangerettes!

This is old-school National. Football. League.

(No Up With People under any circumstances, however. There's sweet nostalgia and then there's strychinine.)



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