How is The Onion not behind this?
Oh, and here's our man again explaining to us why the "so-called" oil spill diaster in the Gulf will reap financial benefits for Mississippi and Alabama. The appeal of black sand. BP, you've done it again, transforming the Gulf Coast into Tahiti. How can we ever thank you?
Obviously it's all some bizarre way to promote a second-rate production company, but we hope we're not embarrassing them by not mentioning their name.