Oh. It's a narrative.
Here are Vancouver
Canucks public relations staff members Province sports staff writers Tony Gallagher and Jason Botchford talking absolute nonsense about the Bruins-Canucks Stanley Cup Final, which they equate to a soap opera written by Boston backers. At one point, Gallagher actually references the "mind-reading exhibition by some of these people claiming dives." Oh, it's gold.
It's one thing to have an alternate point of view. It's a whole other matter to be this delusional.
Botchford pens a piece today in the Province with the headline, "Most hated team? Who cares, so long as Canucks win Cup." Pom-poms for all.
Unfortunately, the side show has enveloped the series. Instead of their moribund power play, the Canucks were, again, pressed to the wall Sunday for reaction to being "hated."
"I know when I watch other sports, the No. 1 team, you never like them," Burrows said. "Because people like underdogs. That's just way it is. I'm the same way. That may be a reason people don't really like us."
He may be on to something there.With what, exactly, do they spike the British Columbia water?
To steal a line from Charlie Pierce, "You are not the cosmos."
Bostonians have been portrayed as knuckle-dragging criminals in Vancouver, and while many of the stories we're hearing about fan behavior may be true, I'm willing to bet a good number of them are not. Case in point: Until Burrows, Mason Raymond and Jannik Hansen tell us the name of the Boston restaurant they were apparently denied service prior to Game 4, as TSN's Darren Dreger reported - and nobody else seemingly has - then it didn't happen.
The Canucks hope to hoist the first Stanley Cup in franchise history after Game 6 tonight at the Garden before a crowd of rabid Neanderthals. The Bruins hope to force a Game 7 Wednesday night in Vancouver in front a civilized, deserving fan base. Maybe the hungry Vancouver fans deserve a Stanley Cup. But they don't deserve this team. Nobody does. Even the rest of Canada understands that.
The Canucks created this "narrative." It is why Bostonians hate a team they had no history with a fortnight ago. This isn't a rivalry, for in the end, more often than not you end up respecting your rivals to a certain degree. But there's nothing to respect with these Vancouver Canucks.
The Dallas Mavericks saved America last night. It's up to the Bruins to save a pair of nations beginning tonight.