NFL commissioner Roger Goodell conducted a Twitter Q&A on Tuesday. What could possibly go wrong?
For starters, everything from a public relations point of view. Here are a few of the questions posed using the #AskCommish hashtag.
(Warning, there is some harsh, grown-up language below.)
Why don't they play with two footballs with simultaneously competing offenses? #AskCommish— Yo (@CamelFro) May 6, 2014
Did you order Tom Brady to die his hair back dark again? #AskCommish— Rob Proffitt (@BreakinDownFilm) May 6, 2014
#AskCommish has Tom Brady ever asked you to breast feed him?— Tom Kenniston (@TomKenniston) May 6, 2014
#AskCommish when are you going to go public about your love affair with the New England Patriots organization?— Kevin P (@KPNYJ) May 6, 2014
#AskCommish just wanna say I'm a huge fan of the Vader/Palpatine thing you have going on with Bill Belichick— Andy (@avolosk) May 6, 2014
If you take a shit, are you allowed to wipe without Bob Kraft's permission? #AskCommish— Shane Seepersad (@bigdaddyshane) May 6, 2014
Does Bob Kraft try to give you fake cheese as gifts? #AskCommish— Always Winning (@AlwaysWinning1) May 6, 2014
If you were stranded on a deserted island, with only one book to keep you company, wouldn't that be better for everyone? #AskCommish— Steve U (@Steve_U_DS) May 6, 2014
Do you think concussions cause short-term memory loss? Do you think concussions cause short-term memory loss? #AskCommish— Dexter's Library (@Dexters_Library) May 6, 2014
Who wins in a fight: outright racist team nicknames or traumatic head injuries that cause players to kill themselves? #AskCommish— Jason Fonder (@jfonder10) May 6, 2014
Commissioner Goodell, do you believe you have the authority to act against racism in the NFL like Mr. Silver did in the NBA? #AskCommish— Senator Harry Reid (@SenatorReid) May 6, 2014
#AskCommish Rank your bad ideas 1-5: 18 game season More London games Team in London Expanded playoffs Thursday Night Football GO!— Jerry Thornton (@jerrythornton1) May 6, 2014
Roger Goodell made $40M last year, I'm going on a limb to say he gave zero f's how the #AskCommish hashtag went.— Peter Burns (@PeterBurnsRadio) May 6, 2014
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