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Trying to out Fox New England
Here are your Top 10 thoughts going through the mind of Carolina Panthers head coach John Fox. (Thanks to Gary of West Hartford for the suggestion.) There will be a new Top 10 list every day.
Page 4 I wonder if Roger can give me directions to Bayou Mama's... Rick S., Ithaca NY Why does everone in Charlotte only have 9 fingers and cross-eyes? Whenever you get in trouble Forrest, run! That Tum Brady sure got a perty mouth.. Where's my banjo? Where's my apple moonshine? Where's scraps my hound dawg? I wish I could finds some wheels for my lawnmower vee-hic-cle. I've been waiting 140 years for a rematch! Them fancy talkers from the Nurth sure is dum. T.J. Hooker, Boston Man, this kid Brady must be good, instead of worrying about our front 4 he's hanging out with the Bush daughters and their front 4. Brian, Boston What game plan will cause the Patriots to implode under the weight of their own confidence? Panther's Fan, Charlotte 10) It was all just a bad dream...Yeah that's it..I'm playing the Colts right? 9) Wakes up...Awwww! Say I'm not on Candid Camera am I? Pretty Please? 8) Damn Brady, C'mon at least TRY to throw to the wrong team for once..Didn't you learn anything from Peyton? 7)Hey, can I play Pete Carroll's Patriots instead? 6)Belichick, Belichick, Belichick!! I'm sick and tired of hearing about this guy!!!! 5) Hey Ty, do you mind wearing a Panthers Jersey for the game? We could use a great receiver like you! 4) Gosh darn it! These guys really play defense... 3) And they can SCORE too!!! Shucks! 2) Having bad dreams about Ted Washington, Richard Seymour, Willie McGinnest and Rodney Harrison chasing him.. 1) (Wizard of Oz flashback...) "There's no place like home....We're not in Carolina anymore are we? Sam , Winchester TY LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pete , Reading maybe 'Jake Delhomme' will make a great trivia question someday. Brian, Burlington since indianapolis has been eliminated just go ahead and hand us the rings. John, oakland Blessed are the meek, for the Patriots will inherit them. Davey, Scituate hmmm... "If only I had Warren Sapp, then he could take cheap shots at various Patriots offensive linemen, injuring them and knocking them out of the game. This could be the only conceivable path to victory. Oh wait -- Warren Sapp is at home whinning like a cry baby, not a Carolina Panther. Note to self: Send Warren a card, read: "Warren: Enjoy the game, make sure you have a good view of the Pats lifting the Lombardi trophy." Joe, Boston
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