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Trying to out Fox New England
Here are your Top 10 thoughts going through the mind of Carolina Panthers head coach John Fox. (Thanks to Gary of West Hartford for the suggestion.) There will be a new Top 10 list every day.
Page 6 What do I do to keep the Patriots off the field? Steve , St Louis I hope Phil Simms interviews the losing coach after the game. I always wanted to be interviewed by him! Darick , Essex Junction 10. I hope I don't puke! 9. Call Heads 8. Should I ask Beyonce for an autograph? 7. Wear dark pants in case. 6. Why did Billy call me Foxy??? 5. 11 men on a side 4. Where did I put that red flag? 3. What if my mind goes blank? 2. The QB's name is Jake and not Jack. 1. I wonder if I can get Suzy Kolber to kiss me. Joe, Canton Do we have enough Motrin? Paul, Dracut, Ma "I wonder if Mo Lewis can join our squad in time for the game?" Demetri Where's the cameras. OK Mr.Funt you can come out now. Come on guys this isn't funny anymore.... Mommy!? Mark, Dover We are playing a team called the Pats. I didnt know there was a women's professional football league. I guess they beat the Marys and the Susans. I am glad we are not playing the little Debbies! They are from a place famous for beans, gay marriages and losing to New York. Nothing wrong with that, but why is it I am supposed to be scared? George, Charlotte 10. Washington 9. Seymore 8. Vrable 7. MCGinist 6. Harrison 5. Law 4.Baby Rodney (Eugene) 3.Romeo2. Weis 1. Belichek NB, South Easton 10. How did I end up in the Superbowl 9. Golf is going to have to wait for 2 weeks 8. Phili really sucked 7. Tyrone Poole is actually a player 6. thank god the game isn't in Foxboro 5. hope it doesnt come down to a FG 4. don't throw it to Ty Law 3. Foster wont be bouncing off 5 tackles 2. we are the best in the NFC, oh god.... 1. can we get an extra week to prepare Jim, Foxboro 10 thoughts - 1)how close is the ambulance service to the stadium 2)is the team health insurance policy paid up to date 3)are the emt's certified 4)is there life saving equipment on the playing field 5)will the patriot mascots be aiming their muskets at us 6)will the patriot players be in a bad mood at kickoff time 7)there might be a power outage in the stadium and the game will be cancelled 8)send over 6 kegs of beer along with the panther cheerleaders to the patriots hotel the night before the game 9)will the NFL shorten the timeof the game to 10 minute halves10)will their be a rope hanging down from the blimp that is long enough for us to climb onto so we can escape with our lives Ed, augusta,maine
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