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Trying to out Fox New England
Here are your Top 10 thoughts going through the mind of Carolina Panthers head coach John Fox. (Thanks to Gary of West Hartford for the suggestion.) There will be a new Top 10 list every day.
Page 8 If they open the dome in Houston, will it snow? Brent, Presque Isle, ME 10) We're playing who? Houston? 9) What am I going to do? What the heck am I going to do? 8) Ok, New England has the best defense in the league, by far..... what am I going to do? 7) This is like leading a herd to a slaughter! 6) I sure hope our fans bring their teeth/tooth this time! 5) Where am I going to get an offense? 4) Maybe New England will get snowed in, ya, THATS the ticket! I'll pray for snow! 3) 14 in a row huh? How bad will this get? 2) I sure hope I can keep my night job at KFC! 1) Where's Ray Carruth? Bob, Wakefield, MA 10. Exhiliation 9. Realization 8. Disbelief 7. Indecision 6. Panic 5. Fear 4. Pain 3. Destruction 2. Humiliation 1. Depression Vince, Glen, NH Lets focus on the positives. Brady isn't a Pro Bowl quarterback or MVP. They have no running game. The receivers are short. It won't be snowing. Vinatieri missed his first field goal ever in a dome this year, maybe it's a trend.....the defense wasn't first in the league, they only had three shutouts this year....they almost lost at home, once??? Umm?? Oh forget about it, we're screwed." Michael, danvers I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can #&!*#$ I can't Dee, Medford Just keep repeating my self affirmation. "I'm smart enough, I'm good enough... and gosh darn it, people just like me." Jeff, Medway 10. Eat hearty bowl of Chunky Soup. 9. Inject Ty Law with Ebola virus. 8. Skin that catfish I caught last night. 7. Poop out all the bad "demons." 6. Offensive Strategy vs. Patriots: Three words--Run Toward Sideline. 5. Eat second helping of Chunky Soup, hope for endorsement deal. 4. Cancel pre-arranged trip to Disney World, pray Tom Brady invites me along. 3. Leave 500 pairs of women's underwear on Tom Brady's doorstep, pray he is buried by them. 2. Cook 8 double cheeseburgers for offensive line to feed Ted Washington. 1. Maybe the cut-off sweater thing is a hot look... Adam, Phoenix 10. "That Patriots Defense isn't that good." 9. "Neither is that Brady kid." 8. "I wonder if Wiggins will give us any pointers." 7. "Can I get the goalposts to move each time that Vinatieri kicks it?" 6. "Will Bill leave Brady in until the eighth?" 5. "Hey, we can do it. We're just like the Oakland A's." 4. "Ty who?" 3. %#$@)!!!!!!!!! 2. "Man, now I have to postpone my tee time for next week. Stupid Super Bowl!" 1. "Think Brady can give me pointers on my golf swing, hook me up with Bush, Tara Reid, etc.?" Leeanne, N. Dighton "I wonder how God parted the Red Sea" Carolyn, Medford Last time I felt this in over my head was in 7th grade when I tried to shoplift a candy bar from a Cumbys... that didn't turn out too good either. James, Watertown
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