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Counting down to kickoff
Here are your Top 10 ways to kill time until 6:25 p.m. Sunday. (Thanks to Angela of Boston and Moose of Allston for the topic.) There will be a new Top 10 list every day.
Page 1 10. Walk the dog 9. Shop for Patriots Hat 8. Shop for Patriots AFC t-shirts 7. Read Globe latest Sports 6. Read Boston.com latest Patriots updates 5. Shop for Super Bowl Food 4. Watch Bob Lobel at 7 from Houston 3. Build a Patriots Team of Snowmen 2. Arrange furniture for Game 1. PRAY PRAY PRAY FOR A GOOD VICTORIOUS DAY!!! Poochie, Marshfield 10. Go about your every day business. Sunday will be here just as long as it took every other Sunday to be here. 9. Support your local Dunkin Donuts. 8. Decide where the FAO bear is going to rest. 7. Watch Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. 6. Fill out all these useless top 10 lists. 5. Count how many times you don't properly pronounce the 'R' in your conversations. 4. Or say wicked. 3. A casino in MA? Bars open 'til 4am? Thanks for making us hope and get excited to no avail again, politic boys. 2. Think about the pay-per-view show during halftime. 1. Keep watching the line, hoping it jumps down to 6.5 again. ScottyK, Boston Here, in order, are the Top 10 Ways to Kill Time Until the Super Bowl: (Note: Bear with me on the details, they are EXTREMELY important.) 10.) Run a google search for "The Patriots are a starless group of overachieving role players who benefit from a solid gameplan, etc." Read as many matches as you can stomach, then run head-first into the nearest wall. With any luck, you'll come to just in time for Beyonce singing the National Anthem. 9.) Make phone calls to high-profile players from "better" teams (i.e. Warren Sapp, Brian Urlacher, Zach Piller) who were full of critical comments and disrespect for the Patriots. Ask them if you can join them for the big game...in their living room. 8.) If you own an Xbox (and please, if you suck at video games, skip to #7) you can have your own "Game Before the Game." Make sure you're the Pats, the game is in Houston, and the difficulty is set to "Clueless" so that an 80-point margin of victory isn't out of the question. 7.) If you're reading this, you don't need any suggestions for killing time. 6.) Write lyrics to an original song that you will do an impromtu performace of this weekend. Make sure you're intoxicated so you're more inclined to rhyme dirty words with "Carolina." 5.) Construct an exact replica of Reliant Stadium from Legos, toothpicks, and green Play-doh. 4.) Quit school or quit your job and tailgate with complete strangers from now until Sunday. 3.) Create authentic looking self-help brochures dealing with every facet of human intelligence. Mail them one by one to Danny Ainge. 2.) Instigate new A-Rod trade rumors. 1.) Shovel your newly snow-covered driveway with the spoon you ate Fruity Pebbles with this morning. Yes, it must be Fruity Pebbles, and no, no one can help you. Freddy, Salem, NH 10) Read about the superbowl at Boston.com 9)Read about the superbowl in the Globe 8) Read about the superbowl in other papers 7) Read about the superbowl on ESPN.com 6)Read about the superbowl on NFL.com 5)Read about the superbowl on Superbowl.com 4)Read about the superbowl on Patriots.com 3)watch sportscenter over and over and over 2)watch the AFC championship over and over and over. 1) Pace and Pace and pace and pace(and repeat steps 10-1) Matthew, Avon 10. Consider the irony of John Kerry having Sen. Kennedy introducing a soldier that Kerry saved from drowning. (Think about it.) 9. Get my tee time for Saturday. 8. Read how Carolina doesn't have a chance. (Just like when we played Dallas, St. Louis & Philadelphia.) 7. Find a place to hang my SUPERBOWL CHAMPION CAROLINA PANTHERS banner. 6. Watch the weather channel and laugh everytime I see the -100 degree temperature in Boston. 5. Post stupid stuff on this top 10 list. 4. Practice trying to keep a straight face as I console my Patriot's fan friends. 3. Try to come up with a way to keep all of you guys from moving down here. 2. Sleep like a baby knowing the PANTHERS WILL WIN! 1. Catch up on my sleep so I can party all night when the PANTHERS WIN THE SUPERBOWL. john, charlotte, nc 10. Watch Buffalo wings cook in Crock-pot 9. Put finishing touches on 7-layer football cake. 8. Finish running wires to remote TV monitor and speakers in bathroom. 7. Wash Troy Brown Jersey. 6. Defrost frozen bathroom drain pipes. 5. Surf Boston.com 4. Surf Patriots.com 3. Surf Patriots.com Cheerleader pages. 2. Think of more cool top 10 lists. 1. PRIME THE KEG! Dan, Wakefield 10. plan the party 9. wear red, blue , silver & white all week long. 8. brush up on your football triva to wow all friends & family during the party. 7. channel surf for any and all Patriots news coverage. 6. buy up those squares. 5. start food preparation (spicing up those wings, making the chili). 4. re-live our last Super Bowl run by watching the "Snow Bowl", Steelers and the SB games over. 3. Answer these top 10 list on Boston.com and take all their surveys. 2. Make sure you have a copy of Queens "We are the Champions" ready to go. 1. reserve your seat and buy new batteries for the clicker (just in case). Debbie, Boston Top 10 ways to kill time on Sunday 10) Shave Pat logo on all pets and friends. 9) Think of ways to pay for next years season tix (hhhmmm will all the empties on Sunday be enough ?) 8) Learn how to program VCR to record game. 7) Learn how to be modest among my jet friends. 6) Read maps of Boston & Providence and find a good spot for parade route 5)Save todays snow for the early season home games--Snow in September 4) Watch Superbowl XXXVI to be prepped 3) Watch 3 Games to Glory " " ". 2)Make sure electricity bill is paid up!!!!. 1) Write Patriots Victory song- !st line--The Patriots are going to win (clap, clap, clap. clap) Deep in the Heart of Texas Brian , Floral Park,Long Island 10. Stock 10 cases of beer 9. call up as many babe for the party as you can 8. make reservation for pizzas enough for 50 people on sunday 7. prepare the VICTORY cigars 6. prepare your LUCKY underwear (for the game and also with those babes gonna be at the PARTY) 5. tell your boss in advance, that you know you WILL be too sick to come to work on next monday. 4. make reservation for rooms in Boston. (SuperBowl victory parade) 3. Watch the last SuperBowl DVD for the 1000th time, and still weeping when Adam made that FG. 2. Watch the Conference games all over again... GOSH, Titans and Colts crack me up. 1. A pillow + A blanket + Sofa = you ain't going anyway until this sunday. Andrew, New Britain, CT 1. Toss darts at my Delhomme dart board. 2. keep candles lit at family Patriot shrine. 3. Drink, passes time a lot quicker and you don't think as much. 4. Watch all my Patriot video games. 5. Go over pre-game check list, rabbits foot, beer, munchies, more beer. 6. Keep out of wife' s way. She does not understand. 7. Buy and read every daily paper and sports media report on pre-game news. 8. Go to target range and sight deer gun in, this relaxes the mind.. 9. Practice game cheers and setting up living room for all the friends coming over for the game. 10. Make sure cable & electirc bills are paid. Dennis, Westminster, Vermont
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