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Counting down to kickoff
Here are your Top 10 things Paul Revere would have yelled had he ridden his horse through Houston to Reliant Stadium. (Thanks to Tom from Bellingham for the topic.) There will be a new Top 10 list every day.
Page 1 10. "Folks, great news.....I just heard our friend Samuel Adams is now making beer...YEEHAWWW!" 9. "Damn, I should have sailed down here instead...this road trip makes my famous midnight ride seem like a cakewalk" 8. "Folks, even better news....I just saved a bundle on my horse insurance" 7. "Folks, do we have any extra superbowl tickets?..the British are coming and I believe they would like the best seats available." 6. "Excuse me sir....which way to Old North Church? I think I may have taken a wrong turn somewhere here" 5. "Listen Panthers....this ain't no tea party" 4. "Message to Sir Brady....the REAL GW requests your presence at his State of The Union address" 3. Paul: "Ted Bruschi, meet my friend Sam Adams"...Sam: "Hi Ted, nice to meet you...say, lets go out for a beer".....and so beer's nickname "Bruschi" was born 2. "Folks, since the mint doesn't exist yet, in order to determine who will get the ball first, we will flip a Carolina Panther's player" 1. "GO NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ! YOU ARE THE PRIDE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!" Steve , Fremont, NH 1 The British press are coming! Also the Japanese, German and Mexican contingents! 2 Smashmouth football is coming! 3 Three corner hats are coming into fashion-- real, real soon (so get rid of those Stetsons, y'all) 4 Where can I get a spare ticket? 5 The guys dressed in Blue go for Number Two! 6 Is this the way to Concord? 7 Snow coming! Snow coming! (only hopeful) 8 Put me back on the helmet! Put me back on the helmet! 9 I'm riding an Indianapolis Colt! 10 Elvis is coming! Pete, London 10. Mount (Ted) Washington erupts. 9. MCGinnest's the Boston strangler. 8. Harrison's massacre. 7. Brown's catching bombs and running away with them 6. We want to Seymour of this team. 5. TYed down by brutal LAWs. 4. Don't need any Lawyers! 3. 1 if by air, 2 if by land, give it to Brady, it's in his great hands! 2. General Bellicheck, we salute thee! 1. Long live the Kraft family! Steve, Billerica 10. Wow, the traffic sure is a heck of a lot better than on Rte 128! 9. The Pats secondary is coming, the Pats secondary is coming! 8. I'm from MA, so I'm gonna tailgate this jerk until he gets outta my way! 7. I'm on my horse 'cause I forgot where I paaaaked my caaaa! 6. Hey, where's the Dunkin Donuts around heah?! 5. Tickets? Anybody selling tickets?! 4. Gee, my hourse is only half the size of Ted Washington. 3. Hey, does A-Rod live near here? 2. Wow, you sell beer in supermarkets on Sundays down here? Wicked Awesome! 1. Pats victory parade - noontime Monday at City Hall Plaza!! Mark, Foxboro What am I doing here? I'm Dead ! I'm Dead ! Paul L, Kingston 15 and 0 is coming 15 and 0 is coming Puff D., WAKEFIELD One if by Smith, Two if by Brady Puff D., WAKEFIELD Woooo trusty steed, You just crushed another Carolina blue cat. Puff D., WAKEFIELD A Carolinin Panther holdin' John Revere's lantern, "One if by land what's after one? Oh yeah, three if by Bruschi. Puff, WAKEFIELD The red necks are coming the red necks are coming. Tom , Somerville
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