Kerry's Top 10 Sox messages during tonight's debate
It's as inevitable as death and taxes. You just know John Kerry is going to slip in some mention of the Red Sox during tonight's presidential debate against President Bush. If you were his advisor, what are the top 10 messages you'd give him to send to Red Sox Nation (We're guessing "call Bush my daddy" is out of the question). Hey, anything's better than "Manny Ortez."
I PROMISE TO END THE PAIN & SUFFERING. If I'm elected president I'll immediately pass a bill to remove the pain & suffering caused by 86 years of losing by forcing the dissolution of the Red Sox. Nobody from Beantown will ever have to witness further Yankee domination.
Andrew, Brooklyn, NY
The wrong Game, the wrong time, the wrong place!!
"to the red sox fans, who saw schilling fall last night, pedro's coming so i say- 'help is on the way!'"
Well, if things spill over from Yankee stadium tonight, a "Who's you daddy?" reference might be apropriate.
I bet on the red sox before I bet against them.
jim a, melrose
30 years ago, when I was being a hero in Vietnam, the Red Sox were fighting there own battle against the St. Louis Rams..er..Cardinals......30 years later we are both losers...er..contenders.........but the President wont tell you that (gestering motion with thumb up) because he thinks Pedro is the wrong pitcher in the wrong game in the wrong stadium.......
Im going to lose just like the sox
A Rod, NY NY
My first act as president will be to get rid of the Yankees franchise. Or do I like them....No No....I will rid them, most states will be overjoyed. I know it.