You may have noticed that Major League Baseball has produced a ridiculous "Who's Your Daddy" t-shirt for the upcoming ALCS (pictured to the right). Red Sox Nation responded en masse with outraged phone calls and e-mails, and now it appears the shirt is no longer being sold online (power to the people!).

How can Sox fans strike back? Give us your Sox-Yanks t-shirt ideas, and we'll give you a chance to pick the best ones.

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Intestinal Parasite: Free Catchers Mitt Sandwich: Free Son beating up his Daddy: Free (Pedro on Zim) Not winning a World Series with a $200 Million payroll: Priceless

Eric, Shrewsbury

A NY Yankees Symbol with a syringe sticking out of it. The shirt should read: The New York Yankees, Hey were Juice Guys.

JJ Brooks, North Kingstown, RI

The Red Sox. We'd rather be heroes for a day than losers for life

Chris, Tewksbury

Not Going Away !!!!

JCP, WestBoylston

The Yankees Are our Daddys because we had to cry like babies to have them stop selling those T-Shirts...Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

Abel, Halifax

Hey Yankees, Who's Your SUGAR DADDY? (With a photo of Steinbrenner on a Sugar Daddy candy wrapper.)

Erik, Arlington, VA

WHEN I QUIT GOING TO BALCO I LOST 4 POUNDS "FAT" AND 10 INCHES OFF MY BICEPS THIS OFFSEASON

Jason Giambi, NYC

Hey Yankees, feeling like you're gonna hit the wall after a long series against the Twins?

Ben, Lincoln, MA

Two "ace" playing cards on the front, one with a picture of Pedro Martinez and one with a picture of Curt Shilling. Below, the words: "We're all in, how about you, NY?".

Keith Hartstein, Medfield, MA

Top ten things that Yankee fans will also support: 10. The house in Blackjack 9. J.R. Ewing 8. The Dallas Cowboys 7. Bill Gates 6. The Germans in any war against the French or English 5. Goliath 4.Tom Hanks for Academy Awards 3.Ginger over Mary Ann 2. The Giant in Jack and the Beanstalk 1. Any hurricane hitting Florida

Mark, Baldwinsville NY