You may have noticed that Major League Baseball has produced a ridiculous "Who's Your Daddy" t-shirt for the upcoming ALCS (pictured to the right). Red Sox Nation responded en masse with outraged phone calls and e-mails, and now it appears the shirt is no longer being sold online (power to the people!).

How can Sox fans strike back? Give us your Sox-Yanks t-shirt ideas, and we'll give you a chance to pick the best ones.

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Hey Sheff, Barry Called. He wants his 'roids back.

John, Worcester

How do we know God is a Red Sox fan? He sent us his only son! (with a picture of Johnny Damon)

Nora, Haverhill, MA

Who will win ALCS, Who is better? Yankees have the edge and will win. 1st Base Olerud over Millar/Mientkiewicz 2nd Base Cairo over M. Bellhorn SS Jeter best in the Majors 3rd ARod best in the Majors LF Manny over Matsui will Manny play defense? CF Damon over B. Williams tossup RF Sheffield over Nixon Catcher Posada over Veritek Advantage Yankees 7 position Players to 2 position players Pitching Starting Pitching Advantage Red Sox Shilling over Mussina Martinez over Lieber Brown over Arroyo Vasquez over Wakefield lesser of two evils Relievers Advantage Yanks Rivera best of all-time over Foulke (he's no Rivera) Flash Gordon great setup man over Timlin/Embree Overall Team Experience Yanks over Red Sox Team Character & Attitude Yanks Home Field Advantage Yanks Final Season Record Yanks The Curse Lives On 1918, Babe Ruth, Bill Bogner, Bucky Dent, Aaron Boone

Art, Yankees

Hey MLB, who's your sugar daddy? (picture of bud selig/MLB execs in Steinbrenner's back pocket...maybe with georgie and a "mastercard") On the back... ALCS championship...priceless

Zach, Worcester MA

YANK E GO HOME

Patti, Nashua NH

We don't need no stink'n shirt!!! Let's not go to there level!!! The only shirt I want is the one that says "Boston Red Sox 2004 World Series Champions" after it is all said and done!!! Go Sox Go

Mark, Boston but live in Houston

Bronx Bombers Implosion = Rameriez Excellence + David "Superstar" Ortiz X-plosiveness

Spencer, Acworth, GA

The Force vs.the Evil Empire: It's Revenge of the Idiots 2004

Tracey, Holliston

if pedro is going to win on wednesday "who is your daddy now!"

Ervis, New London, CT

Picture a child/toddler's playpen in the same shape and colors of a ballpark (with the Green Monster at the far end or back side). Inside playpen is a small toddler boy dressed in a Yankee uniform and sucking on a pacifier. However, the pacifier, similar to the pacifier in the Yankee T-shirt) has Red Sox socks tangling from the pacifier handle. Or have this same Yankee toddler in the playpen, with pacifier, reaching up to have an adult Pedro about to pick him up. Caption - "Come to Papa!!"

Lorraine, Acushnet, MA