Inspired by Patriots running back Laurence "Kool-Aid" Maroney, Reebok is set to unveil a new line of sneakers and clothing inspired by the popular drink.
"It seemed logical to take on of the most popular drinks of all time and mix it with one of the best sneakers of all time," said Reebok director of lifestyle design Benjamin Kuchler.
Of course. The match is obvious.
Oh, did we mention they're scented? Yup.
Not to worry, they come in adult sizes too. Relax.
Nike had better be on the phone with Tang as we speak.