(FILES) In a file picture taken on April 21, 2013 Liverpool's Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez (R) clashes with Chelsea's Serbian defender Branislav Ivanovic (L) after appearing to bite the Chelsea player during the English Premier League football match between Liverpool and Chelsea at the Anfield stadium in Liverpool, northwest England. Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has been suspended for 10 matches for biting Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic in last weekend's English Premier League match at Anfield, the Football Association said on April 24, 2013. AFP PHOTO / ANDREW YATES RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE. No use with unauthorized audio, video, data, fixture lists, club/league logos or “live” services. Online in-match use limited to 45 images, no video emulation. No use in betting, games or single club/league/player publications.ANDREW YATES/AFP/Getty Images
In a game on April 21, Liverpool's Luis Suarez (right) clashed with Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic after appearing to Ivanovic during an English Premier League match. (ANDREW YATES/AFP/Getty Images)
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Liverpool soccer player Luis Suarez bit Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic on the arm during a match Sunday, and was subsequently suspended for 10 games. Here are my top 10 Suarez talking points:

1. Who says Liverpool lacks bite or incision?

2. I thought you weren’t meant to eat anything that’s blue?

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3. Suarez future: Barca or Real may fancy a chunk of him, but I’m not sure that he’ll bite.

4. Totally uncivilized behavior. In England we use a knife and fork!

5. A clear case of assault and pepper.

6. New Liverpool strategy: Shock and gnaw!

7. Headline: MAN BITES DOGGED DEFENDER.

8. The incident has threatened to leave an unpleasant taste in more than just one mouth.

9. New soccer movie: “An Uruguayan Werewolf in Liverpool.”

10. New breakfast cereal: All Bran-islav!