Depth perception
When the calendar turns to September, it's tradition here at TATB that at least some of our harebrained sporting thoughts turn to football and the Patriots. I apologize in advance for the dumb things I'll write in the months to come (I'm still smarting from arrogantly predicting a Super Bowl blowout). So with that disclaimer out of the way, let's kick things off (groan) with a look at a few of the names caught up in Bill Belichick's odd game of roster roulette the past few days . . .
John Lynch: Like most of you, I imagine, I loved the idea of Lynch on the Pats, but the version in my mind's eye was much different than the one we saw on the field this preseason - namely, the helmet-cracking force I remembered was about five years younger and three steps faster. Though it sounds like there's a decent chance he'll rejoin the Patriots over the course of the long season - he's apparently on Belichick's taxi squad of future Hall of Famers, along with Junior Seau and, I believe, Paul Warfield and Lawrence Taylor - I wasn't surprised he was let go. Mike Shanahan in Denver didn't seem to think he could run anymore, and I wouldn't surprised if Belichick came to the same ruthless conclusion after watching Lynch struggle to keep up with young, fast, and mostly anonymous receivers in the preseason. Ultimately, there may be a role for him here, but sentiment aside, I'd prefer faster players to aging, famous ones.
Chad Jackson: I imagine his famous final scene unfolded this way:
Assistant coach/grim reaper: "Chad, coach wants to see you in his office. Bring your playbook."Jackson, dropping the PS3 controller in astonishment: "Dude, wait . . . we have plays. Like on Madden?"
It was obvious Jackson had a ton of physical ability. It was also obvious that Tom Brady had no faith in him to be at the right place at the right time on the football field, and when you're a wide receiver and the Franchise doesn't trust you, well . . . let's just say it isn't long before the Patriots send you to a nice home out in the country, where you spend your days obliviously running around in a field alongside Bethel Johnson, Doug Gabriel, Tony Simmons, and Donald Hayes. I'm sure he's happy there.
Matt Cassel: The only possible reason that this scattershot Scott Secules wannabe the is on this team is an alarming one: He was more prepared than Matt Gutierrez, in terms of knowledge of the playbook, maturity, and so on, to step in and play if Tom Brady's mysterious foot injury is worse than the Patriots are letting on, or hinders him in any way early in the season. While I think Brady will play Sunday, I do find the headlines ("Brady Ready For Pats' Opener") to be slightly misleading, only because Brady himself seems to qualify every answer with curious word choices, such as "If it's up to me . . ." To put it another way: I think he starts against the Chiefs. But the Patriots aren't as convinced as they'd like to be that his foot is completely healed, and there's at least a small concern that he may not finish. Thus the prepared, if hardly impressive, Cassel remains employed, while Gutierrez is left to wonder what he did wrong.
Deltha O'Neal: First thought when I saw on the ticker that he'd been signed: The Pats are picking up defensive players dumped by the Bengals now? Guess we should plan on a lot of 45-41 games this year. But the Patriots obviously had a need for a veteran cornerback after Fernando Bryant spent camp doing a spot-on Antonio Langham imitation (complete with the tire tracks on his chest) and played his way into a new line of work, and while the Bengals suggest O'Neal lost a step last year, he was axed primarily because the NFL's Official Cheapskate Franchise didn't want to pay a backup defensive back $3 million dollars. I bet he helps the cause in the same way Terrell Buckley did in '01. I'm also all for bringing back Ty Law at a reasonable rate, even with the suspicion that he may be attempting to become the first 260-pound cornerback.
Mark LeVoir: It's a strange game Belichick is playing with the back end of the roster, finding space for no-names like Rams discard LeVoir while turning one day's Stephen Spach into the next day's Jason Pociask. The suggestion, I guess, is that the roster isn't quite as deep as we thought it was. I was surprised that versatile Maine Black Bear great Mike Flynn didn't stick, but who knows, maybe Belichick will bring him back again in the next roster shuffle.
ABOUT TOUCHING ALL THE BASESIrreverence and insight from Chad Finn, a Globe/Boston.com sports writer and lifelong and incurable sports nut. Yes, he realizes how lucky he is. You can e-mail him at chadfinn4@yahoo.com.
browse this blog
by categoryTHE BEST OF TATB
- Vote for Pedro
- The best day ever
- 'David Ortiz has done it again!'
- Better man
- End of the idiots
- U gut male
- Questions we'd have asked the Texas Con Man
- Anniversary of an Angel
- The Air Coryell Chargers
- The top 10 Maine Guides
- The 1985 L.A. Clippers
- The day Yankees fans discovered TATB
- 'Without a doubt, I'll be part of the Celtics' tradition'
- The empire strikes out
- Shortstops: The boy band
- For Greenie, and Brian Denman, too
- The Big Ticket comes to Boston
- Do not bat this man second
- TATB Live: World Series, Game 4
- Josh Beckett, and that time I was right about everything
- Eau de Intangibles
- The loneliest number
- Sleep through the static
- Shining moments
- This place is meant for me
- I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me
- Red Sox All-Time Dirtbag Team
- Live from Ft. Myers
- Quiz me
- Turn, turn, turn
- Happy trails, No. 11
- Two great seasons
- Fireworks on Cloud 10
- The enemies list
- Ultimate Patriots Quiz, Part 1
- Ultimate Patriots Quiz, Part 2
- Guess that '70s Ballplayer, Part 1
- Guess that '70s Ballplayer, Part 2
- Guess that '70s Ballplayer, Part 3
- Guess that '70s Ballplayer, Part 4
- Reeling in the years
- Daddy's girl
- It was the best of times . . . "
- As Teixeira turns
- Dave Bourque
- The 20 most important Red Sox
- Tito's parting thoughts
- About last night
- A brief tribute to ancient pitchers
- Manny moments
- Pied Papi
- Superiority complex
- Seventeen so sweet
- Lefthanded compliment
- I'm a believer
R.I.P., 'OT'
MORE WRITING FROM CHAD
- Where have you gone, Tom Newell?
- Our favorite obscurities
- Everything I know about baseball I learned from Strat-O-Matic
- Lyman Bostock: Fallen Angel
- America's Team
- Roger the Dodger
- Thanks, mom
- The Pitino Dynasty
- Aim blame at Little
- Why the Patriots will beat the Rams
- Patriots 20, Rams 17
- The case against Lawyer Milloy
- Remembering Reggie Lewis
- Extraordinary Joe Johnson
- A very Brady sequel?
- Brady's the QB now - and in the future
- Curtis Martin: The one who got away
- Sweet, embraceable you
- James gives Sox strength in numbers
- These sports books have the write stuff
links
THE FUNDAMENTALS
- Barstool Sports
- Baseball Analysts
- Baseball Cube
- Boston Dirt Dogs
- Boston Sports Media
- Dave D'Onofrio
- Jenna Fischer
- Joe Posnanski
- Ken Levine
- Maine Headlines
- Maple Street Press
- Office Tally
- Seamheads
- Sons of Sam Horn
- Sports Pickle
- Surviving Grady
- The Big Lead
- SI Vault
- Cardboard Gods
ROLE PLAYERS
CHICKS DIG BLOGS
- Baseball Card Blog
- Baseball Desert
- Basegirl
- Bloop Single
- Boston Red Thoughts
- The Boston Score
- Bronx Banter
- Can't Stop The Bleeding
- Card Junkies
- Celtics Blog
- Central Maine Sports Blog
- The College Baseball Blog
- Cursed and First
- Empyreal Environs
- El Guapo's Ghost
- Fenway Fanatics
- Fenway Nation
- Firebrand of the A.L.
- For Love of the Sox
- Hardball Heaven
- The House That Dewey Built
- The Joy of Sox
- Over The Monster
- Papel-blog
- Red Socks Diaries
- Roto Authority
- Singapore Sox Fan
- Small White Ball
- Sox and Pinstripes
- Sox1Fan
- Sports Couch Potato
- Sportsthodoxy
- Tossing Batting Practice
- TLBR
- Yanks Fan vs. Sox Fan
THE OMBUDSMAN







