Welker won the face-off, but you can too


Ok, yes, maybe we became a bit obsessed last summer with this gaudy T-shirt featuring the likeness of former Red Sox infielder Kevin Youkilis upon his trade to the Chicago White Sox, seeing as it was a kaleidoscope of nonsense, but I think we’ve topped it. Here’s a Wes Welker mask, discounted ($6!) following his free agent move to the Denver Broncos.

As the description reads: “The Wes Welker Face Mask is a high-definition digital image printed on a flat sheet of perforated material. The mask is fully breathable, comfortable, and allows full range of sight and speech.”

Totally swinging by the Pro Shop this afternoon. I’ll be the guy in the….well, Welker mask.

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