9:30 a.m. Wake up, feeling quite virtuous for getting up so early.
10 a.m. Breakfast at Deluxe Town Diner in Watertown with husband. Addicted to their goat cheese spinach omelet.
11 a.m. Take a turn around Mount Auburn Cemetery.
Noon Lunch at Emma’s in Kendall Square. Order pizza, half buffalo chicken and half gorgonzola-tomato-bacon. Eavesdrop on nerdy conversations as fodder for stand-up routines.
1 p.m. Walk over Longfellow Bridge. Stroll down Newbury. Eavesdrop some more. Cross Harvard Bridge toward home. Pick a day when there is not a Phish concert at Fenway.
5 p.m. Drinks at Miracle of Science bar with friends, then dinner at Garden at the Cellar.
8 p.m. Perform at Comedy Studio in Harvard Square.
11 p.m. Walk around the Harvard campus, which seems enchanted late at night. Then head home and snuggle up with husband, who is likely already asleep.
