Race to the finish

Sure, you would have to come up with some recycled gimmick (Southern Belle blondes, dating long-distance, hippies, etc.), endure a two-week stretch with the likes of Boston Rob sniping at your behind, and face the national embarrassment of getting kicked off prematurely, like Mansfield's Aiello family. But you'd also get to see the world on the dime of CBS if you made it onto The Amazing Race. Not bad, if you're lucky enough to make it.