Tell us three things you'd change about Matt's physical appearance. Tom Ashworth, center: "His posture.He doesn't slump enough." Dan Koppen, center: "Teach the guy how to shave properly." Rosevelt Colvin, linebacker: "Botox those lips." Daniel Graham, tight end: "Lose the beer belly."
Do you think Matt needs more tattoos? Graham: "Tattoo the Purdue logo on his chest." Koppen: "How about a butterfly on his lower back?"
Can you describe Matt's style of dress? Russ Hochstein, guard: "Sloppy." Brandon Gorin, guard: "He looks like a stylish hillbilly." Graham: "What style?"
Would you ever wear pink? Hochstein: "No." Gene Mruczkowski, offensive lineman: "No." Ashworth: "No."
How does Matt stand out from the rest of the team? Colvin: "He believes he's never wrong." Ashworth: "In what way doesn't he stand out?" Gorin: "He sees the coaches as father figures." Koppen: "He's too skinny."
Do you think Matt should wear more jewelry? Graham: "Matt should get some 'ice' in his ears." Mruczkowski: "How about gold caps on his teeth?" Hochstein: "Earrings on men look stupid!"
Have you ever eaten anything Matt has cooked? Ashworth: "Matt doesn't cook. He orders out."