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Adrian Grenier: Halloween reveler or American Apparel hawker?

By Courtney Hollands
05:08 PM

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No, Adrian, no. For love of all things stylish and stretchy, please put on a real costume. You know, one with pants. Or shorts. Or a codpiece. And Vinny, just an FYI: the sunglasses do not dress it up.

The metallic blue spandex would make a good base for a Superman costume or maybe a roller derby contestant outfit circa 1972, but there's no way this unitard works alone. I don't want any excuses; even if you just signed a multi-million dollar endorsement deal with American Apparel — which you didn't — you are not dressed for a night out any town. And the same goes for your little friend — Barbarella in rags? — too.

Let the onslaught of scary star costumes begin...

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