Thursday, February 23, 2006

A Message For Nick Lachey

Dear Nick:

So sorry to hear about your split with Jessica, particularly since not only is she is a hottie, she also seems really nice and down to earth. I'm sending you this message because I think you're giving the rest of us guys a bad name. You see, Nick, real men don't expect the women in their lives to support them, regardless of how fabulously rich their soon to be exes happen to be. And while it's true that during your relatively short marriage Jessica's career kind of eclipsed your own, it's still not the case that you're anywhere near finding yourself in the poor house anytime soon.

Think about it this way, Nick. Can you imagine Clint Eastwood, say, or Bruce Willis seeking spousal support from an ex-wife? Of course not. Guys like that wouldn't dream of doing such a thing because if they did, it would forever alter the way we the public thinks of them. Look, you seem like a pretty okay guy, so I'll cut you some slack for succumbing to the initial temptation of maintaining the "lifestyle that you've been accustomed to" (as any good divorce lawyer would put it) off Jessica's hardworking bootie. But now that you've had some time to think about it, I strongly urge you to reconsider. After all, it's bad enough we've got Mr. Pitt--completely emasculated ever since he fell under the spell of Angelina--running around all over the world with an ever present diaper bag!

Do you agree or disagee with me about a man not being financially supported by a woman? Please go to my message board and let me know what you think.