Thursday, March 2, 2006

Random Observations

You know your are a couple when you don’t have to go out anywhere to have quality time together, but can enjoy an evening of just sitting together on the couch talking about mundane stuff like who did the laundry last.

It’s always awkward watching two people out on a date and you notice that one of them is trying way too hard to impress the other.

There’s always that brief “what’s wrong with this picture” moment when you notice a woman out on a date with a guy who is significantly shorter than she is. (If you’ve never personally seen such a phenomenon, check out recent tabloid photos of Nicole Kidman strolling about with Keith Urban, and you’ll know what I’m talking about.)

Does anyone really think that their parents are a sexy couple?

There would never be break-ups if people always remained on their first date best behavior throughout the entire length of a relationship.

It is true, women find it a turnoff when a guy orders just a salad on a first date.

Guys with whiny voices have a hard time wooing women over the phone.

Women with raspy voices--think Demi Moore--have an easy time wooing men over the phone.

Every woman should own at least one slinky black cocktail dress.

Every guy should own at least one great suit, preferably in black.