Amply virtuous celebrity news pamphlet Us Weekly issued a huge and exclusive report earlier today that may perhaps ruin the lives of everyone everywhere. “Gisele Bundchen Threatened Tom Brady With Divorce,’’ the headline stated, and then you read it and wept.
The publication credits a “source close to the world’s highest-paid model’’ and “the $13 million-plus-a-year NFL pro,’’ for supplying this distressing take. For what it’s worth, Us Weekly was also the first to report Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s divorce.
“Tom’s become very nasty and irritable and started acting out on her,’’ says Us Weekly’s source, who further says Gisele has been consulting with a divorce lawyer. Brady apparently “thinks it’s only a threat,’’ according to the source.
Meanwhile, People.com just reported Tuesday that Brady and Bundchen were spotted “hand in hand’’ leaving court in New York amid the Deflategate settlement talks.
And we all know you don’t hold hands with someone you’re divorcing, that’s for sure.
Photos of Tom and Gisele sightings: