This couple would like to invite you to their wedding — we think

Are you jeal yet?

Wait for it — wait for it — are you jeal now???

Hopefully you’re mega jeal because you just watched San Francisco attorneys Bambo Obaro and Janice Jentz’s Save the Date wedding video. And now you want to swoop through the Bay Area and burn every whimsical dessert table and bohemian photobooth backdrop to the ground, because you have a new wedding theme, GOSH DARN IT! Where are the Pinterest boards for Gatsby-Bollywood-one-percenter-inspired weddings you ask?

Above the Law surfaced the “Bambo + Janice Epic Wedding Trailer’’ video, leading with, “Want to see what it looks like when a fourth-year Weil Gotshal associate plans to marry a family law practitioner from a small firm?’’


We guess it looks like this: As Jentz slathers on pink lip gloss and straps on her sparkling platform sandals, Obaro is busy boarding a helicopter before driving in his BMW to a speakeasy-inspired nightclub where his bride-to-be is waiting in a corseted ballgown, ready to be swept off her feet. There are Bollywood dancers on platforms, Jazz Age girls reaching up at the camera, and the infamous words of Gatsby’s Jordan Baker echoing over Jay-Z’s “Ni**as in Paris.’’ Sounds like every little girl’s dream, right?

Well, it was one girl’s. And somewhere Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are shaking their heads in utter disbelief. It’s like showing up to the party wearing the same dress, you know?

The wedding is rated PG-13 (so keep your kids at home, folks) and the trailer refers guests to the couple’s website, aptly titled, where no further details can be found.

Silver lining? Further proof that there really is that perfect someone out there for everyone.

h/t Jezebel

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