First The Martian and now Jason Bourne. Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel, a remorseless Matt Damon hater, got wind of the just-released trailer for the new Jason Bourne movie, and he had to put his spin on it.
In Kimmel’s version, Bourne is not the rogue agent but is instead a disgruntled guy just looking to be invited to parties and crashing them when he’s not. The movie’s new title: Bourne Loser. Because of course it is.