Here’s NHL 15 cover boy Patrice Bergeron pushing the new EA Sports video game that bears his likeness with a sweet poem about “Feelings.”
“When I press play, my feelings can’t be denied.
The puck flies by and the sparkle in my eye goes on high, high beams.
And all my shinny hockey dreams go racing by…by.”
Frost, it ain’t. But at least Bergeron’s a better poet than Brad Marchand is a singer, though, admittedly, that bar isn’t too high.