Colin Kaepernick Signs Contract With Big Quill Pen

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick signed his six-year contract extension with the team Wednesday with a pen that would make John Hancock blush. Kaepernick will receive $61 million guaranteed in the deal.

Update, 1:50 p.m. I’ve been informed by a 49ers fan that all their players sign their new deals with the big, silly pen. A pox upon me for a clumsy lout.


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