It was the white-hot book of the year. Will the film version be just as hot?
We’re hoping that producers Michael De Luca and Dana Brunetti give serious consideration to Larry David and Susie Essman for the roles of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele. The “Curb Your Enthusiasm’’ stars share all the passion, desperation, and disrespect found in the E. L. James bestseller, and surely David can learn to curse in French, tickle the ivories, and land a plane. Essman is a literature student if ever there was one. The age thing is a bit of an issue, but steamy sex is steamy sex.